Canadia

I’ve been away in Canada. They couldn’t find boots for my paddy paws, so I gave up. Invisible ski’s all the way!

 

360…

…degrees of balls in your face!

Leave your crotch alone Rhianna

I’m not saying she’s got thrush, I’m not saying she has crabs, I’m just saying watch this video (probably on mute) and tell me she doesn’t touch her lady area ridiculous amount of times.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3HeLs8Yosw

Colourized

Had my attention brought to a collection of colourized (yes that is a real word) photographs. It means “to impart color to black-and-white film by means of a computer-assisted process”, and the affect is amazing. A few of my favourites below, but the rest are well worth looking at as well! http://imgur.com/a/wapUe

Curly Joe & Merlin

This lovely illustration encorperates two lovely people. The artist is the curliest of Joe’s of beforeyoubinit.tumblr.com and the Little Sparrow of which it speaks goes by the name of Merlin of littlesparrowreviews.wordpress.com. Both worth  checking out!

The ghosts of owls past

Although this looks like a ghost owl, be assured no owls were harmed in the making of this print. Sally Arnold found this near perfect imprint on the window of her home, left when a young owl flew into it (leaving his powder down – a substance protecting growing feathers).

The owl (most likely a twany) left with nothing hurt, other than his owly pride.

Embarrassed Cat

On a trip to Briton Ferry a friend of mine became stranded on a motorway. We got him down in the end and he said he was very embarrassed about all the fuss he had caused. Even the BBC had a little artical on him. If it wasn’t so furry you’d be able to see how red his face was! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-16522268

Make it so…

The Qualcomm Tricorder X Prize set the challenge for someone to build a medical tricorder capable of capturing “key health metrics and diagnosing a set of 15 diseases”. If you manage this amazing feet the prize money of $10m will be yours.

I’m not sure if I’m proud or embarrassed to know what a tricorder is, but for those of you who don’t it is a fictional  multifunction handheld device used for sensor scanning, data analysis, and recording data, from the fictional universe of Star Trek.

Amazingly the aim of the challenge is not souly to become King of the Trekies, and a nerd god; but Peter Diamandis, the foundation chairman hopes the tricorder will revolutionise healthcare.

Its as easily as 1 – 2 – 3

Lucky

An ozzy girl has miraculously survived not only a Bungee Jump with a broken bungee, but the swim to shore in crocodile infested waters with her legs tied together. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72uhQeTCmM Not sure its put me off bungee jumping forever, but I’ll certainly think twice about it now.